Be My Presidential Wipe Rag
So, you’re on a popular tv talk show and your glasses are a little schmutzed up. You don’t have anything to clean them with. What do you do? Well, you grab the clothes of a woman you’ve never met...
View ArticleLadies & Gentlemen, The President of the United States
Why oh why do Bush’s handlers let him speak in public? Can’t they just smear his gums with peanut butter the way they did Mr. Ed? Then they could have someone coherent address the nation for him. Below...
View ArticleYou Tell ‘Em Ballet-Boy!
The most depressing thing about Reagan’s death is the "sympathy boost" that GW Jr. seems to be getting in the election polls. Not that I’m a BIG Reagan fan, but GW IS NO REAGAN! I don’t think Reagan...
View ArticleBush’s Freudian Slip
Ever get the impression that Bush really has no comprehension of the various words and phrases that make up his speeches? It’s as if he’s just doing his best to convey some sort of emotion while...
View ArticlePractice Makes Perfect
For years the American public and policy-makers have been perplexed by the problems of the US medical system. But never fear, our great leader has discovered the root-cause of all our difficulties:...
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